Gender Rules

Copy:  Apparently, both women and men have rules
for each other.

Women’s Rules for Men
1)
The woman always makes the rules
2) The rules are subject to change without
notice
3) No man can possibly know all the rules
4) If the woman suspects the man knows the rules, she
must immediately change a few
5) The woman is never wrong
6) If it looks like the woman is wrong, it's because of
a misunderstanding caused by something the man has done or said
7) If rule #6 applies, the man must
apologize
8) The woman can change her mind at any
time
9) The man can not change his mind without permission
from the woman
10) The man is expected to read the mind of the woman at
all times
Men’s Rules for Women
1) Learn to work the toilet seat
2) Crying is blackmail
3) Check your oil (please)
4) Yes and No are acceptable answers to almost any
question
5) Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible
6) If you think you're fat - you probably are - don't
ask us
7) All men see in 16 colors - peach is a fruit and not a
color
8) If something we said can be interpreted in 2 ways and
one makes you angry - then we meant the other
9) Beer is to us as handbags are to you
10) If we ask what's wrong, and you say "nothing" then
we will believe you